Friday, May 23, 2014

#GamingBucketList: Kung Fu (NES/FDS)

This is Thomas & his girlfriend    Sylvia. One day while they were taking a romantic stroll tragedy struck! Some  gang members attacked and in the ensuing melee was kidnapped!  then received a note from the sinister Mr. X! If  wants back he'll have to go to The Devil's Temple and defeat the 5 Sons of The Devil and whomever else stands in 's way to save  and live happily ever after! And with my help  will succeed in his mission of love!


Welcome to Kung Fu! A NES classic and the latest conquest on my #GamingBucketList! I really didn't think it would take this long to beat a game with only 5 stages but it's been a long time coming. Kung Fu until yesterday was a game that I loved but didn't fully understand the inner workings of. And now that I do, so will you. I'm going to have a bit of fun with this one but the point of #GamingBucketList will shine through. Trust me on that. So where do we start of the journey of feet, fists and true love?

The psychology of the game of course! This is one of gaming's earliest beat-em-ups and fortunately enough the psychology of these types of games even works here and in a lot of cases very paramount to success or failure. Do you remember what the psychology is for beat-em-ups? If you don't then here's your reminder; Knowing thy enemy is just as if not more important than knowing thy self! has plenty of ways of dispatching those who stand in the way between and those who wish to stop 's quest to save . from and his gang. Those plenty of ways boil down to kicks, (B Button), punches (A Button) and jumping (Any Up Direction) & crouching (Any Down Direction) versions of those attacks. has a 7th move for dealing with a certain type of enemy and we'll discuss that later on. For now though know that 's kicks have a longer range, quicker start up and do a bit less damage and punches have the inverse effect. And just for the record that same inverse in most cases also include the points awarded when defeats an as well. You know of 's mission and how he can succeed at it so there's nothing to it but to take the fight to !

Stage 1 is a wonderful way to get used to everything that can do and there'll be plenty of asses to kick along the way. How about I introduce some of them now. is The Gripper. 's only means of attack is to glomp you to death. Yes. Glomp you to death! 's aren't really too tough to deal with but when they come they come in groups most of the time. Still, even in this instance not to hard to deal with but they still need to be dealt with. Any attack can do deals with them nicely. My suggestion is to never let glomp you. If you happen to let glomp you is to just mash the D-Pad until they let go. will be a force in every stage so expect them in   groups because that's how Kung Fu does things.

The other enemy you'll be seeing a lot of is The Knife Thrower. of course throws knives either high or low and your job is to dodge accordingly and dispatch him. The thing is with is his other job is to completely annoy you. You can either choose to deal with or ignore and he'll just trail behind you until you do something or defeat the boss and make it to the end of the stage. If you happen to give chase to is that know that will make a run for it and usually lead you with more enemies to deal with so be careful if that's the path you choose.

After dealing with making his advances to glomp you and throwing his namesake weapon at you is you'll meet the 1st Son of The Devil... The Stick Fighter! isn't too hard to deal with. will either swing high or low and all needs to do is dodge accordingly and counter attack. In my personal opinion   is best dealt with by using rapid crouching kicks. It won't be long before will take a one way trip off the screen back home to Hell! You'll climb those stairs collect your bonus points and brace yourself for the next level of The Devil's Temple!

Stage 2 has a lot to introduce but luckily for most of what he'll see will be a one time thing. Doesn't mean what's on 's plate for the 2nd Floor of The Devil's Temple is any less dangerous. As soon as moves forward will be assaulted by these items falling from the ceiling. Each is something that needs to know how to deal with.

First up is The Confetti Ball. is the easiest of the 3 to deal with. You can either ignore it before it explodes or hit it with a jumping attack to destroy it. I'll leave the call to you on how to best deal with .

Next up is The Dragon Ball. And before you ask collecting 7 of these does not summon a Dragon that grant wishes, OK!  The does summon a Dragon that after a couple of seconds if you don't defeat it will start breathe fire . If the starts to then you should duck it to dodge the attack and after that will vanish into thin air.

And the 3rd item is The Snake Basket. When hits the ground a snake will emerge from it and there's no way for to attack even with a crouching attack of any kind. So your only method of dealing with is to jump over when it emerges from .

Be careful of and know that you can attack before they hit the ground to destroy them before they can do anything else.

Once you've dealt with the assault from the ceiling is that will be here to see you through the 2nd half of Stage 2. Just so happens that aren't alone and they have a new friend who'll be with them for the rest of 's journey.

This is Tom Tom. Not to be confused with Tum Tum from 3 Ninjas! Couldn't resist. Anyway, 's are annoying little buggers. Emphasis on little because of 's short stature is that they have to be dealt with using crouching attacks. The thing is that if a catches you crouching is that they'll bounce of your head and it does enough damage to understand that you never want that to happen. The best way to deal with them is with crouching kicks as well. The other problem is that usually the game likes to send with a and mix it up with a pattern like this to confuse you so that 's can get their glomp on as well. Now remember earlier I alluded to a 7th attack that has. 's are the enemy this attack can be done and you simply perform it by jumping. The knee that performs is a counter for when 's make an attempt to jump on your head when you're crouched. This attack can only hit 's and are ineffective to any other enemy in game. There are some enemies I wished it worked on but knowing you have this tool will prove very useful in the trials ahead.

After dealing with   you'll meet up with the 2nd Son of The Devil... The Boomerang Fighter! Dealing with is a simple matter. Much like dealing with actually. will throw a boomerang either high or low and throw a second one at the opposite height. After launches 1 boomerang is that should use that opportunity to get in and pummel him until as well joins in Hell! Make your way up those stairs and Stage 2 is history and you're that much closer to saving !

Our 1st break in the action is now and it's a scene of screaming for to save her. We're on the way !

Stage 3 is a stage of no gimmicks. All you're doing here is dealing with the usual riff raff until you meet up with the 3rd Son of The Devil... The Giant! Now is pretty easy once  understands how to get the job done. has 2 attacks. A punch in which you can duck and counter with crouching attacks or a kick that hits low and can be countered with jumping attacks. Just make sure to pay close attention to what attack is doing because hits hard and one wrong move could have picking himself off the floor. Do what needs to be done and soon will join & in Hell once he falls off the screen. Move forward just a bit more, climb those stairs and collect those bonus points! With Stage 3 in the books we're more than half way up The Devil's Tower to save !

Stage 4 is here and it has a special little gimmick of its own for to deal with. This is the home of the Poisonous Moth and the 1st half of Stage 4 is dealing with . The of 's are set up in varying places of the beginning of Stage 4 and will have to find his way through. As soon as the stage starts s will start to emerge from 's and assault . The key to making it through is to determine what's an actual threat   needs to attack and what can dodge without getting hurt. Luckily you don't have to deal with the threat for too long because soon after the usual suspects will be here to guide through the remainder of Stage 4. Before can climb those stairs and claim those bonus points is that will have to deal with the 4th Son of The Devil... The Black Magician! of course uses black magic and has 2 tricks up his sleeves using his fireballs. If throws a fireball straight down then he'll summon for to deal with. If throws a fireball straight then when it returns it'll turn into a faster grey version of . The secret to defeating is knowing that can only damage with crouching punches. Try attacking with a standing attack for something cool to happen. Anyway, when does enough damage to is that will disappear and then reappear a bit farther back toward the end of the stage. Know that you can back in the corner where he can't escape and can pummel until is no more and can join  , & in Hell!

With those bonus points claimed and , , & all defeated is that its time for to take the fight to . The game lets us know were close with another scene reminding us of the mission. , time to save and conquer The Devil Tower's final floor!

Stage 5 is another no gimmick stage but as usual the goon squad is here and they're out in full force and will pull out all the stops to make sure   doesn't defeat and save ! , you've made it this far. Remember what you've learned and defeat them all! Once you've done that the one obstacle standing in 's way is...!




is no joke and for to take out is going to take some fine tuned stratagems. is all about using defense to flow into a powerful offense. will guard and dodge 's attacks until he can find the right time to strike and when he does it hurts a whole lot. The key to beating is finding a hole in that defense and its quite simple really. If places himself in a position where he can attack while prompting to drop his guard so can do damage to him. This is best done with crouching kicks. 's start up on his crouching kicks is so quick that will be countered every time he begins an attack because all of 's attacks don't come out as fast. There are other ways to get to drop his guard for to do damage but the above strategy is what worked for me so give it a try and if it doesn't work for you then do what you feel is best.

With defeated you take that walk to the end and to your beloved to free her so they both can live happily ever after!

And that's Kung Fu!

Here's some other little tidbits I picked up.

If you're aiming for the Hi-Score table then know this. For every after the 1st that defeats with a single blow will count for twice the value. Your best scoring opportunity comes in Stage 2 with either destroying for 1000 Points or a for a whopping 2000 Points!

Know that  's quest doesn't stop after you've defeated for the 1st time. In classic arcade fare is that the game continues looping forever. Each loop is bit harder than the last. How long can you go?

That'll do it!

Like I said earlier is that Kung Fu is a classic that part of my earliest memories of gaming and I'm glad not only to say that I beat it is that also this installment of #GamingBucketList spawned from it as well. I want to shout out NESMaps.com for making having these sprites available. They've been rehosted here so if you need them please snatch them from here and show that site some love for the 1 time!

As usual, I always provide everything you need to walk the way. You have to be courageous enough to take the steps!

Thanks for reading. I hoped you've learned something new and until next time!

-Triple Da G.O.D!

Monday, May 19, 2014

#TheCool: The Rise & Fall Of Based Gods

#TheCool! We watch the week prior then document the findings in our Book of Past Weeks! And current and future generations will know about the weeks before. A hard job but somebody has to do it.

With all the pleasantries out of the was is that I'm ready to get right to it. For the 1st time in a while I have some PT to offer up. My review of Code of Princess! Just read it. No more hype is needed. Heed the advice within. A great idea if I do say so myself!

As usual #DoaGHThaDOJO is always providing that crack to the masses! Available for you right now...









Aquapazza Aquaplus Dream Match, En Eins Perfektwelt, Akatsuki Blitzkampf Ausf.Asche, Persona 4 The Ultimax: Ultra Suplex Hold, Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax, Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code V1.07, Guilty Gear Xrd & Under Night In-Birth EXE:Late!


And of course we added a new game under the guise of a #SSMG in Senko no Ronde: Dis-United Order. I've been a huge fan of the series for years and the chance to add this game to the rotation came and I took advantage of it. More's coming so be sure to stay tuned to #DoaGHThaDOJO for all the latest!

With that being taken care of, time for This Week In Gaming!


SUPER TIME FORCE IS OUT ON 360 & #XBONE! GET DAT SHIT! #KOOKABUNGA!


A new Battride War 2 trailer is here and yeah the plot is taking this whole movie thing to a wild extreme. I like that!



This week in Persona Q brings us some looks at the game's inner workings.


And not to be left out is a character feature trailer for P4U2 starring Labrys!


Sticking to the fighting game side of things is that the "final" changes to USF4 in video form. This playlist has the 1st 12 characters starring Ryu, Bison, Gouken, Evil Ryu, Cammy, Blanka, Crimson Viper, Yang, Makoto, Dan, Balrog & "Timothy" Thunder Hawk! So if you're wondering what's changed then watch these. The rest of the AE cast will be up soon so be watching for those.


And here's a reminder that if you pre-order Ultra Street Fighter 4 is you get some snappy costumes for the new challengers by UDON.


In 2 weeks, #LOLIAWARENESS takes over Japan! Begin takeover sequence now! This trailer however does cover all of the modes in LOVE MAX!!!!!


Moero Chronicle is taking over Japan now with all that rubbing and pinching! All according to keikaku!

What did I get into this week. I played Code of Princess! Then I reviewed Code of Princess! Then I played more Code of Princess! And I'll be playing more Code of Princess! See a pattern here?

I played something else today. Had to get that in officially one last time. You'll see the fruits of that later this week.

I watched a whole lot of finales. 3 in fact. Postmortem season in full effect.

Arrow did things. Wonderful things! Expert level troll things! I can't wait for Season 3! That's that. Watch Arrow!

The Originals & The Vampire Diaries did the same and after 1 season of Klaus' wacky adventures in Nawlins is that it worked out very well and what's coming for Season 2 will be bringing me back to the table. TVD however couldn't quite make up their mind on the focus of the show. Even though I enjoyed it is that the season could've been better if there was a clear cut plan in how it would've played out. I will say that TVD did things I thought it wouldn't and the possibilities of Season 6 have some promise. We'll see how that works.

Gaim did the movie crossover thing with Kikaider and it did the job for getting me hype for Kikaider Reboot. A bit better than the Go-Busters/Gavan one from a couple of years ago. It'll be a while before I get to see it but it looks promising enough to wait to see.

All the other remaining usual suspects did work. Revolution will have the postmortem shine next week so be ready for that. I finally got caught up with Naruto & Bleach and work is being done. How long will this feeling last?

I'm still waiting for the board to fully clear before I start the summer marathons and I have some plans. Can't wait to start watching and sharing my thoughts with you guys.

Time to bring it on home! Time for What I Watched On The Internet This Week!


OMFG!!!! ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, Sailor Moon as it should be! All 200 episodes! Re-dubbed & Uncut! I'M IN LESBIANS!!!! Literally! The dub will be coming out in 1/2 season sets on Blu-Ray & DVD later this year. And you can watch the sub on Hulu right now if you want! BASED VIZ!!!


The Flash is going to be hype! Before this trailer I had my reservations but now I have none. I wish there was going to be a Superhero Wednesday with this and Arrow but there's something else to watch on Tuesdays unless they're moving The Originals to Thursdays where it should've been in the 1st place.


New DBZ Abridged! Gotta love that.


ERB goes for Round 2 of Goku vs Superman! BEGIN!!


GeminiLaser
put up a new episode of MM7. Edutaiment criteria met!


How the ending of MLP Season 4 could've happened. If you were on drugs!




Botchamania 250 & 251. Just because.

That'll be that!


Shouts to the one and only Sibsy for her rendition of the Inner Senshi! Click the link to check out more of her stuff on DeviantArt!

As usual, plans are plans. Execution is always the bane of the plan.

Thanks for stopping through. We always enjoy your company! Until the next!

Same #TheCool time! Same #TheCool channel!

-Triple Da G.O.D!

Sunday, May 18, 2014

#DoaBHReviewEdition: Code of Princess (3DS)


Code of Princess. Everything I like and nothing I don't.

Seriously, I had a wonderful time playing what is technically Guardian Heroes 3 even though a Guardian Heroes 3 would be better than nice though.

Everything about the experience was on point.

The game itself looks very beautiful simply because it is Kinu Nishimura's art brought to life! Some may disagree on the risque nature on what some of the characters may be wearing or not in some cases but it isn't really that bad and nothing to get worked in a tizzy over.

The gameplay is very solid in all facets. I didn't have any issues with the controls at all. Smooth and responsive which is what you need in a game like this and it delivers on that. There was some slowdown in places but that's to be expected in a game like this where there's a lot happening and even when it was the case it didn't last long enough to impede the gameplay flow. Know that it is there and expect it though.

The story and voice acting combined to make a great gameplay experience mean something. It does help that some of favorite voice actors are handling it!

Code of Princess is a must for anybody who has a 3DS!

With a simple to approach combat system with enough depth to want to dive in and want to master what it provides!

Even after beating the game there's plenty to do, see and unlock. In my research though some of the equipment you can unlock is locked away in the online portion which is nice and dead as I'm writing this now. So either you'll have to get with like minded folks who still play this game or get somebody to help you boost to the #1 spot on the leaderboards to have a complete set of equipment.

That point does bring me to my only problem I actually have with this game. In both Guardian Heroes & AGH is that there was a way to simply play 1 player against the bots in a versus scenario. Now to the game's credit is that you have plenty of things to do in the Single Player but not having something as simple as that does strike me as a bit odd but not an actual point against the game because of all the Single Player experience has to offer long after you've seen the end of the story.

So I can confirm this much. When you get Kinu Nishimura on the look and HAN & Masaki Ukyo on the feel then you nothing but pure win crammed inside a 3DS cart!

I've been hearing rumors of a sequel coming to current generation consoles and if that's the case then bring it on! I know for a fact that I'm not done with Code of Princess yet and there's plenty of mileage I can get out of the game and I plan to squeeze every last bit out of it.

So like I said earlier is that if you aren't familiar then its a good as time as any to get that way. The 3DS has a lot of awesome game experiences and you just happened to just read my thoughts on one.

So take my advice, just get it and just have a good time!

Until the next.

-Triple Da G.O.D!

Monday, May 12, 2014

#TheCool: You Thought It Was Twilight Sparkle, But It Was I, Dio!

#TheCool! We don't get beat up in elevators! We do the beating! As usual ready, willing & able to give you last week how I saw it!

I see the best way to start is to celebrate a milestone!


The 4000 Subscriber Milestone is something now in the rear view! 4035 at the time of this so 965 to 5000! Thank You to all of my subscribers and I'll continue to deliver what needs to be delivered! Been doing it since 2007 and I'm not stopping any time soon!

I didn't review a game or write steamy fanfiction (even though I should) is that as usual #DoaGHThaDOJO is always front and center serving that crack to the masses. Available for you right now...









Under Night In-Birth EXE:Late, Persona 4 The Ultimax: Ultra Suplex Hold, Guilty Gear Xrd, Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax, Dead or Alive 5: Ultimate Arcade, Battle Fantasia, Daemon Bride Additional Gain & The Rumble Fish 2!


Also this week saw the return of Spectral vs Generation after a long hiatus of actual gameplay so revel in it!

With that out of the way, This Week In Gaming!


Remember last E3 I was hype for Sunset Overdrive? I even made a JoJo joke about it. This trailer warrants all my hype! Might have to get an #XBONE now!


We finally found out what Soul Calibur Unbreakable Soul was and now I wish I never knew. The plus side...#TeamCassie bitch all in her own Gaiden story! Hell Yeah!


This week in Persona 4 Ultimax brings us a Junpei Iori character spotlight!


Flip Bucket added new character KUYA. Maybe I should check it out. Was thinking about it. We'll see.


Blade Arcus will soon be doing their 1st location test and this trailer confirms the 6 characters that'll be available. Rage, Sakuya & Altina from Shining Blade; Xiao-Mei from Shining Hearts; And new characters Ryuga & Pairon Wong! I'll be watching the footage and when it actually drops #DoaGHThaDOJO will have it as part of the rotation.


SUPER TIME FORCE IS COMING!!!!! SUPER TIME FORCE IS COMING!!!!! SUPER TIME FORCE IS COMING!!!!! On the 14th! That's Wednesday! Time to rewind!


Wanna learn about #LifeAndHometown and how it affects Senran Kagura 2? Then watch this playlist of vids and learn so much!

In other news, Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus is coming to MURICA!! #LifeAndHometown is coming back and it wants to wrap your Vita in Happy Boobs! The only place where you can pre-order the Let's Get Physical Edition is on GameStop.com at the moment. Subject to change. So if you want it then do that then!

Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire are getting the remake treatment for 3DS as Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire! Now Gen 3 is when I bowed out of Pokemon and from what I've heard I missed some goodness. But I have Pokemon X on 3DS and haven't touched it so that all you need to know. Maybe this changes things. I'll keep you updated.

As far as what I got into this week is I did my usual system checkups. Last time this happened I got into Cyberbots on Saturn. This time didn't go so well. The controller port no longer works on my PS2 so I have to buy some cords to fix that. The laser on my Saturn died so all those import games I just picked up will have to wait along with a special project I had planned to do. Some good things came out of it too. I was able to confirm some information so I can't wait to unleash those projects on everybody.

I also got into some Def Jam Vendetta & Kinnikuman Muscle Gran Prix 2. I have to say where AKI went with the engine after No Mercy and where it ended with Muscle Gran Prix 2 is just a product of AKI tooling with formula with great results in my honest opinion. The early Kinnikuman games and Def Jam Vendetta kept it real close to the Virtual Pro Wrestling roots but when Fight For New York took a turn for less of a wrestling aspect is that it ultimately culminated into Muscle Gran Prix games which while they stay true to the wrestling side of it is that it does play more like a fighting game with a huge wrestling influence which doesn't take away from what it does best. In the end though I still have to give the edge for the best wrestling game experience to Rumble Roses XX. Dixie Clements, Candy Cane, Miss Spencer & Reiko Hinomoto aside is that it was the last non-bullshit fun actual wrestling experience you can get. After this the WWE games got all gimmicky with the controls and it made me just not play the games anymore. So go play all the games I named dropped. You're welcome.

The end for now has come for 2 of my favorite shows in Once Upon A Time Season 3 & My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 4.

Once Upon A Time delivered this season. Like I said a couple of installments ago is that I applaud their awesome use of Disney properties and the end set up for something really cool for Season 4. The ending did leave a bit to be desired for personal reasons. #EvilRegal front and center here! I do hope they stick with the 11/11 split for telling stories. It did the season really well to tell those stories in those conditions. It helped keep down the filler and get to the story beats and not let up. Can't wait for Season 4.

Speaking of Season 4 is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic just wrapped up as well and everybody who watched the show saw this whole thing coming from a mile away. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it any less! The thing is I can't actually see where the show logically goes from here plot wise. Seeing as Season 5 is coming is that it has to go somewhere so we'll just have to wait and see where exactly it goes. Just so you know for the record is that it's still #PinkiePieMafia #BangBangGang all day round here! Get Fucked if you aint down! We won't be without Pony for long with Rainbow Rocks the 2nd Equestria Girls movie dropping this Summer and I'm a bit more hype for it given how the 1st movie was actually pretty good. We'll see it the trend continues.

Kamen Rider × Kamen Rider Gaim & Wizard: The Fateful Sengoku Movie Battle is out in the streets now and damn did it deliver on the one thing I needed to. Closure for Haruto! As a character he needed it and his side of the movie delivered it. I enjoyed the rest of it too. As usual these movies as we see them subbed long after the fact is that it has the odd adverse affect of not having the OOMPH these provide for the current Rider show in question once you finally watch it. Unless you're marathoning it which does it a much better service to the plot where it does fit.

Gaim for the record is killing it and when its over will probably unseat W as my favorite Rider show. The things that it's doing is that damn good! Every time I think the show has outdone itself it delivers just that much more. I have the feeling the Gaim postmortem is going to be short and sweet just like Kill la Kill was.

Everything else went hamster and with The Originals, Arrow, Revolution & The Vampire Diaries all with season finales this week is that this section is going to be something to read the next time we meet. And for me given the setups these shows have into the finale will be something to see! HYPE!!!

And as the time comes as it always does, What I Watched On The Internet This Week!


What happens when the young wolf challenges the old lion? Anything & everything actually! Shouts to my lil bruh Treezy for getting me back into the swing! Enjoy some Dragoon Might! Get at him on his YouTube Page & follow him on Twitter! I hear a rumor that a Rage of the Dragons set is coming soon. I'd watch for that!


I think I know what one of my summer marathons will be...Passions! Your boy was deep into this soap opera back in the day. Taped it everyday for years! Even read the book that was a humongous back story to the whole show! #TheresaXEthan2Gether4Ever and what not. Now I'll get to see the DirecTV episodes I didn't get to see! I'd sing you the theme song but you'll have to pay for that!


Shouts to one of my favorite YouTubers in one Brisulph! He just finished up his Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes Talkthrough and it was fun seeing somebody taking on a classic like MGS1 albeit remixed a bit for the first time. Brought back some wonderful memories when I played it back in the day. I need to get that other ending. Or maybe I should just finish MGS4. In any case you can check out more from Brisulph on his YouTube Page!



Charles Barkley's doing his thing in the east and west with a remix that goes with everything & one that will make your hand glow with an awesome power! Whether you'll be able to execute a Chaos Dunk is unknown at this time!


The cruelest of April Fool's Jokes from a time long past. Damn what could've been! Akira Nishitani wants to do another one so just let him! And that review's coming at some point. I promise you that!

That'll be that for now.


Allegedly this is a Dragonmatic Ballcreation Z of Solange 18 owning Jay-Zeta in a retelling their bout in an elevator. I could care less about this shit but this GIF was way too crazy not to use and there's a surprising lack of JJBA X MLP pictures that would work in my subtitle scenario so there's some behind the scenes for you!

As usual plans are planned and execution of said plans are always the enemy that must be slayed!

I suggest you come back next week because we'll be doing this again!

I can pretty much guarantee that!

You just make sure to be here when it does go down!

Same #TheCool time! Same #TheCool channel!

-Triple Da G.O.D!

Monday, May 5, 2014

#TheCool: Brian Willams Spits Flows And Steals Your Waifu!

#TheCool! Always here! Always prepared! Always ready! We have to be something. And if anything, every single week is that we are that and then some!

Thanks for joining us on a trip down last week lane and while I can't seem to shake being busy to provide content except for writing more Arrow fan fiction is one day I'll get back to work!

Until such a time comes is that you'll be fine with the steady stream of crack that #DoaGHThaDOJO always provides on a constant basis! Available now for your viewing pleasure...








Under Night In-Birth EXE:Late, The King of Fighters XI, Persona 4 The Ultimax: Ultra Suplex Hold, Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code V1.07, Guilty Gear Xrd, Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax & Chaos Code: New Sign of Catastrophe!

Plenty for you and always more coming. Subscribe & stay tuned. The best advice I can come to you with.

With that, This Week In Gaming!


SUPER TIME FORCE COMES OUT MAY 14TH! DID YOU HEAR ME?!?! SUPER TIME FORCE COMES OUT MAY 14TH! That is all!


More Mario Kart 8 now with Baby Rosalina & Pink Gold Peach. This is a thing.


Last week we featured the 1st trailer that covered the first 3 stories of JoJo's and this covers the back 5, Diamond is Unbreakable, Vento Aureo, Stone Ocean, Steel Ball Run & JoJoLion. Learn a bit. Think about playing the game. Definitely read the manga and watch the anime. Thanks.



This week in Persona Q brings not only another look at the battle system but a nice long trailer about what's going on in Persona Q.


Persona 4 The Ultimax presents a character feature starring Yukari Takeba! Enjoy that!

What I got into this week gaming wise is an interesting trip. Come with me. It'll be fun!.

Some of it included the harsh reminder that Contra 4 is hard as balls. Still. Kirby Super Star Ultra is an more awesome version of an already awesome game. Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is a hole nobody should fall into unless they expect to never come up from it again. I'm in this hole and I ask to stay because I may not want to come out of the dating sim/volleyball/simping lesbian simulator hole. And allegedly Tecmo may be coming back to this idea. Just put local multiplayer back in if you are and diversify my simping lesbian simulator by adding girls from other series. Just saying.

What happened next started an odd chain of events. I found out some folks rebalanced MK2 and when I say rebalanced I mean the shit. And from somebody who doesn't quite understand MK2 at a high level I can appreciate the changes made and reading a 55 page document about will assist in that. And after playing it for myself I can confirm it from my perspective it just feels like a better game. Very few re-balance efforts actually get that right and Ultimate Mortal Kombat 2 nails it. If you want to learn more and everything that you need to enjoy this goodness THEN CLICK THIS!!


And if you want to take a look at the game then 5 hours from Winter Brawl 8 should do the trick. This is an earlier revision of the hack so some of what you see may not reflect the current version out there. Enjoy it anyhow.

At some point I remembered about a 3rd Strike hack that attempted the same thing but to my surprise that hack I heard about so long ago was completely blown out the water by this 4rd Strike Arranged Edition hack I stumbled upon. This hack does a lot of awesome things including a powered up version of Sean & Ibuki gets her Hashin-Sho back! YESSIR!! There are a myriad of changes for even a 3rd Strike vet to get something awesome from the experience. Each one of the 3 below vids features each character and all their changes in the hack..


Video 1 features Alex, Ryu, Yun, Dudley, Necro, Hugo & Ibuki!


Video 2 features Elena, Oro, Yang, Ken, Sean, Urien, Gouki/Akuma & Chun Li!


And video 3 features Makoto, Q, Twelve, Remy, U. Sean & Gill!

What I enjoyed about this hack is that this game pushes the game to a point where everybody has something good. It killed a lot of the nastier stuff that plagues high level play and makes the bad matchups a bit better with new tools but doesn't disturb a true sense of balance in the process. This is just an awesome hack all around and because I'm me I'll help you get to where you need to be without breaking the law.

CLICK ME AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!

Now even with the instructions you will need some things. Like the ROM. Which I won't help you find. That's illegal you know unless you own a Japanese 3rd Strike machine. I figure you can GDSD that for yourself.

You'll also need an IPS patching program. I suggest Lunar IPS for that.

Once you've done that is depending on the files inside the ZIP file you'll find you'll either need to download the patch for the Old Rom Set or the New Rom Set. Take the files out of the rom, patch them, put them back and enjoy for 4rd Strike Arranged Edition goodness!

After getting into that was I played some Rage of the Dragons and you should too. Some NBA Jam TE & Maximum Hang Time as well. Got in a bit of Fighting Layer & Martial Masters too.

And then the hole got deeper.What started out as a casual conversation with the little homie Trey Young turned into a very long set of Dragoon Might that was some of the most fun I've had in quite a while. I became a better Layla player for my experience. Which is what it should always be about. It was also a nice reminder why I do what I do.

On the record let me say I respect & admire Treezy's hunger to get into these games like he does. He's a fan of mine and I'm definitely a fan of his. Reminds me a lot of myself when I was on the come up so long ago. If he's the future then its definitely in wonderful hands. I'm going to try to get some recorded sessions in with him soon. I have no idea if he recorded that Dragoon Might set but if he did I'll be sure to link it up if it comes.


And I figured I'll show some love the best way I can by featuring an Alpha 3 set he was recently a part of. Check out his YouTube Page & follow him on Twitter!

As far as what I watched is that all the usual suspects did work and with the season coming to and end is that all the stops are being pulled and I'll soon be doing postmortems left and right about all my favorite shows. And because the summertime is coming as that I'm planning to get some marathons in so I'll be filling this space with thoughts on those during the summer months. Can't wait.

With my story told it's time to bring this one home. Time for What I Watched On The Internet This Week!


Want some explanation into this week's subtitle then here it is. Watch enough of them and you get why this is so hilarious.



Just as funny is Jimmy Fallon's interview with Brian Williams about the above. This is just as if not more hilarious than the vids themselves.


Wonder what it be like to have an Hip Hip RPG that reflects the current state of the medium?


Epic Rap Battles is back for Season 3 and you can't get better than Rick Grimes vs Walter White for an opening contest!


The Hamster Alliance is back with another remix about a special Small Business Man!


Raisi K. doing what he does best. Making beats that feature the Master of Yoga!


Something called Left 4 Dildos can't not fuck your mind completely up. No guarantees.


I don't think I can explain a video about Snoop Dogg, Spike the Dragon and a butterfly. I won't even try. Not at all.


New Fluffle Puff. Brings light into my dark, dark world.


I don't think you're allowed to go on Reddit and say "I don't think I'm cute" and look like this. Sorry, Cristina Vee. You're hot! Live with it!

That's that.


I'd like to thank SoudWrong for this beautiful picture of Ami! It so happens to be part of a wonderful set where the beautiful ladies of Sailor Moon take a shot at being sexy lingerie models. You can check out the rest of the set and more art by her on her DeviantArt & Pixiv pages!

As usual, plans are plans. Execution is always the hurdle that must be overcome. And one day it will.

Thanks for coming! We always appreciate it when you do!

Come back next week. I can confirm we'll be doing this again!

Same #TheCool Time! Same #TheCool Channel!

-Triple Da G.O.D!

#TripleDaGodWritesFanfiction: Power Play: An Arrow Fanfiction

"Wake up, Ms, Smoak. Welcome back to A.R.G.U.S! Today, you'll learn all about my power in as how you put it, in an evil dictator, Stalin sort of way!" Waller said.

"What is this I'm strapped to? Why are you doing this?" Felicity asked.

"The device you're strapped to is once of our new torture devices, the Pleasure-Tron 9001! I figured someone of your stature could appreciate a piece of tech like this. I honestly think you're the perfect candidate to participate in the trial run of the device. You'll be making history this evening Ms. Smoak. In more ways than one!" Waller replied.

"Something called the Pleasure-Tron 9001 can't be all that bad when you actually think about in retrospect. And you still haven't answered me as to why you're doing this." Felicity quipped back in her patented special way.

"You're simply here for one reason and one reason only. Because I have the power to make it happen! I am Amanda Waller and I get what I want, when I want! And tonight I wanted you and so now I have you!" Waller barked.

"I do feel however that we're both overdressed for this special occasion. Don't you think Ms. Smoak?" Waller said.

Waller removed the coat she was wearing to reveal a crotchless and topless leather dominatrix outfit.

Felicity couldn't believe this could be happening to her. Somewhere in the back of her mind however when she joined Team Arrow that being a sex slave could be a possible occupational hazard. Whether it being her fantasy of Ollie as her master or just a prisoner of the battles they fought for Starling City. It was a possibility then and for her right now a stark reality of things.

"I do think its time for you to get undressed as well Ms. Smoak! Time to show you what real power is!" Waller taunted.

Waller pressed a button on her outfit and all of a sudden the Pleasure-Tron 9001 began to stir.

All sorts of devices sprang to life and in the process violently removed her clothes and inserted devices that wormed their way deep inside her Arrow Cave.

You could hear Felicity's moans of pain and pleasure as the Pleasure-Tron 9001 started to do its work.

"Are you enjoying yourself Ms. Smoak? Please know that I'm having a wonderful time at your expense." Waller said.

"I'mmmhph noooooott ennnnjoyiiiiinng myyy sellllllfffph at alllllllllllllll!" Felicity moaned.

"I sure can't tell that from where I'm standing Ms. Smoak. It would seem that that you're beginning to give in to the pleasure that wracks your very body. Which is the whole reason for this device. Sexual stimulation is perfect for breaking down mental walls that can't be broken in other ways, you see. Or perfect for teaching little bitches with Wi-Fi a bit of respect!" Waller said.

You could hear Felicity's moans of resentment turn into moans of pure pleasure as the Pleasure-Tron 9001 stimulated every last one of her pleasure zones. Even ones she didn't know she had. Her thoughts focused on her wish that Oliver was making love to her and not a machine under the control of a sexual psycho on a power trip. But even those thoughts melted away to the pure perfect pleasure of just being serviced. As Felicity neared her finale the Pleasure-Tron 9001 just abruptly stopped.

"Time to see the fruits of my labor!" Waller exclaimed.

"Why would you make it stop! I was just about t--" Waller interrupted Felicity's bated thought.

"I'm very well aware that you were about to have as you eloquently put it "your finale." And so did the Pleasure-Tron 9001. Which is precisely why it stopped. One of the devices of the Pleasure-Tron 9001 is able to read your innermost thoughts and download them to my suit." Waller said.

"My innermost thoughts?" Felicity said with concern.

"Your thoughts of being Oliver Queen's sub & only lover! Your jealousy of all the "competition" for Oliver's heart. Those naughty things you did in that Central City hospital room to an unconscious Barry Allen. Even that fleeting thought you had once and I quote, "Riding Diggle's Big Black Express to Big Belly Burger and back! All of them!" Waller said with confidence.

"Oh, my God! No!" Felciity exclaimed.

You're a very naughty girl Ms. Smoak. Luckily for you I love naughty girls! And now you're my naughty girl until further notice!" Waller replied.

Waller pushed a button on the suit and the Pleasure-Tron 9001 released Felicity from everything restricting her.

Felicity got her bearings back and stood up.

"I'll never be anything to you! When I tell Oliver what you've done to me he'll make you sorry!" Felicity exclaimed.

"So naive, Ms. Smoak. So naive. You're in no position to tell anyone anything."

Waller then pressed a button on her suit and Felicity's legs started to tremble.

"This is a special present I give all my naughty little girls. A twist on the micro-bombs implanted into Suicide Squad members. In this case it lets me control a well placed vibrator that can bring you undeniable pleasure if you're a good girl or undesirable pain if you're being a bit too naughty. Since you were a good girl today I'll let you have your "finale" for surviving our little game." Waller said.

Keeping to her word she pressed a button on her suit and Felicity fell to her knees in the undeniable pleasure she was promised. Felicity soon after reached her finale and her essence pooled below her.

"Have you learned your lesson about power Ms. Smoak?" Waller asked.

"Yes I have." Felicity replied.

"WRONG ANSWER! YOU END ALL YOUR REPLIES TO ME NOW ON AS MASTER! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?" Waller screamed.

"Yes, master." Felicity shyly squeaked.

"You're free to go my pet. Remember I'll be watching you. Be good. Be bad. Be whatever. Know I have the power and I'm not afraid to wield it!" Waller said.

"I understand, master." Felicity said in subordinate tone.

"And one more thing. If you ever again have the thought that "I'm a sexual psycho on a power trip" I'll make sure it'll be the last independent thought in your pitiful existence! Am I understood, pet?" Waller asked.

"Yes, master." Felicity said.

"Now clean yourself up and get out of my sight until I have need for our games again!" Waller commanded.

"Understood, master." Felicity said.

And so the game of master and slave became a part of their lives from then on. They both knew the roles in the various games they played. Whether that was in the game to keep the world safe or the game that brought both of them pure pleasure.

Both of them knowing that no matter what their lives were like is that there was always time for a...Power Play!